The doctor said,
"Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that
it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes
your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell
of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the
testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the
knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for
the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important
part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt
like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new
life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I
need... a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd
like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said,
"Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did
you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor
said.

Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Joe admired
himself in the mirror,
the salesman asked, "How about a new
shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said,
"Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves
and 16-1/2 neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you
know?

"Been in the business 60 years."

Joe tried on the
shirt, and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the
shop, and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

Joe
thought for a moment and said, "Sure."

The salesman said, "Let's
see... size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you. I've worn a size
34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You
can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against
the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

New
suit - £400
New shirt - £36
New underwear - £6
Second Opinion -
PRICELESS!